We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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