I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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