Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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