You really coming over, don't trick.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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