bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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i dont even know how to be here
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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