your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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