i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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