Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
