I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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