There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
