I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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