I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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