she was so not down for the gang bang
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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