I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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