You can't special order awesome
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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