i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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