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ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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