Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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