is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
