I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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