Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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