sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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