sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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