Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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