I think I died a long time ago.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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