I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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