Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
