what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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