how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just high enough for therapy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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