i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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