he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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