so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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