So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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