As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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