but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
as a side note pls kill me
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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