we're chasing vodka with high fives
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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