That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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