Sry I called you an 8
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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