**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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