Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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