first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
