You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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