My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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