it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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