are you still at the devil's house?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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