As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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