he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
stop calling my apartment porn island.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Randomize
