I didn't shave. On purpose
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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