So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
