Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pappa wants mamma naked
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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