giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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