last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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