Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is wine microwaveable?
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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