PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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