I'm so fucking centered right now
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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