what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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