was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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