my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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