She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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