i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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