ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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