Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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